Why can’t people understand that when you say to your wedding guests: “no black outfits please” you REALLY mean it!?

Why can’t people understand that when you say to your wedding guests: “no black outfits please” you REALLY mean it!?

Lesson learned: when calling family members to tell them ANY news, always start with: “nobody’s sick and nobody died”

Lesson learned: when calling family members to tell them ANY news, always start with: “nobody’s sick and nobody died”